Mrs. Bones knows her 'funny' on Twitter too

Twinkle Khanna could not have found a better name for herself - Mrs. Funnybones. Her sense of humour, her witty one liners and even her sad jokes will leave you chuckling, grunting (if your laugh is one those weird ones) guffawing away to glory.  

She debuted with her first book titled - Mrs. Funnybones two days ago. The fact is, she knows her 'funny' on Twitter as well. We rummaged through her profile and picked out a few instances where she has left us tickled with her Twinkle'isms.'

A hot current topic

With Radhe Maa being the talk of the town of off late, it's not surprising when Mrs Funnybones amuses you with her opinion on the same.

Alright I admit it,I am obsessed with the pure & pious Radhe Maa who literally seems to apply 'chuna' on her face and to the public

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) August 12, 2015

Everyday Sheningans

When she finds herself in a pickle on a perfectly ordinary day

My car is sandwiched between a rickshaw driver abusing a bespectacled bus driver by calling him a 'double battery ' wonders never cease ! — Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) August 4, 2015

Phobias 

When Mrs.Funnybones exaggerates her phobia a a tad bit. We are not complaining, in fact only empathizing.

Alright,it's official-they had a committee meeting & all the mini-dinosaurs have decided to torment me today #Yikes pic.twitter.com/VDZah3yGe3

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) July 19, 2015

'Rumour has it' (the worst ones) 

She decides to ridicule one of those ridiculous rumours and squash it for good. We are with you, completely.

If you are born feet first , you can cure people of ailments by kicking them-I kicked a lot of people to help them:) #WorstChildhoodRumors — Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) June 11, 2015

 Indianisms

Some Indianisms never fail to make a connection, she points that out rightly.      

How do you know if you are an indian middle aged relic ? You know all the words to the Vicco Vajradanti commercial #enoughsaid — Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) February 23, 2015

Very Punny

A pun, good or bad can never let you down, Mrs. Funnybones  thinks so too.

Me: Call me later, I am tied up right now Sister: Are you busy or what ? Me:No I have just finished reading 50 shades of grey #BadPunsRock

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) February 19, 2015

Spoofs

 If this doesn't make you laugh, then what will? 

The perfect gift on valentine's day. Will wear it to the first day first show. Beware anyone who stands in my path.. pic.twitter.com/qBrahZXfmf

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) February 7, 2015

Women are from Venus

 Now this is a fact women might agree to, secretly.

Went for a routine ECG- dr said women have 30% less chances of heart attacks as compared to men-we specialise in causing them apparently:)

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) December 11, 2014

Reviews 

When Mrs. Funnybones airs her opinion, you are bound to have an answer and have a good laugh.

Disappointed-Started a new book today-leaving it half read-why?Cause it seems like the writer swallowed a thesaurus and then just threw up.. — Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) December 11, 2014

It's all in the family 

A moment with her sister dearest

A sister is the only person who will tell u that u are looking truly ridiculous b4 the world gets a chance to do so pic.twitter.com/xIsXnkBvYg

— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) December 20, 2014