Pakalu Papito is a true Twitter legend. He is all of us! Extra super confident sometimes, and the only one laughing at self deprecating humour. There is no in between. No one can deny the magnificence of Pakalu Papito and you know it.
Don’t even try denying it.
We got some of the best Pakalu Papito tweets for you to laugh over.
1. 9015 days and counting..
just another day of not being hot and rich
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) March 15, 2017
2. *executes bad pose*
person: you're blocking the view
me: i am the view
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 4, 2017
3. Minimum.
i have a "why am i like this" moment at least five times a day
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) February 28, 2017
4. Because I can’t afford it!
on the bright side i'm not addicted to cocaine
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) February 11, 2017
5. I need alcohol to make worse decisions, and I do.
i don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) February 3, 2017
6. Just lost half a ton wow
i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 6, 2017
7. Don’t you lie to me!
i might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 25, 2016
8. See you “.....”. I’ll do it “.....”.
later is the best time to do anything
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 19, 2016
9. Attention Gold Diggers. Thank you for your attention.
when ur trash but still better than everyone else pic.twitter.com/VnqmPIKp2K
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 1, 2016
10. 1000 photocopies please.
when u make a joke and people take it seriously pic.twitter.com/zufNCbeojd
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 10, 2016
Laughing right?